Pie-Way Robbery
March 23, 2008 
From the renowned “Belleville Intelligencer” comes a harrowing tale of a pizza delivery gone bad.
“The suspects were last seen running along Alexander Street with the pizza in hand.”
The Winter Festival of Pie
“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmmm, boy.” – Jack Handy
Awww, it would’ve been funnier if the pizza guy hadn’t been assaulted. So, did the guy who ordered the pizza get one for free?